This is literally just a bunch of pictures of various cornhole boards downtown. I like to imagine Uncle Dan taking a few hours off from being the Leviathan of Detroit to show up at a relative's house that he doesn't really like for a 4th of July party. At said party he notices that all of the 30 somethings are engaged in a riveting game of cornhole. He immediately gets on the phone and types something akin to "The Letter" stating that there will be a cornhole game on every corner of Woodward from Hart Plaza to Grand Circus Park. He then shows up Monday morning to no cornhole, flips over a table of Dilla's Delights and Fair Trade certified organic Guatemalan dark blend that was roasted in a hand built oven made of locally sourced clay over sustainably harvested reclaimed hand hewed 2x4's from a home in Hamtramck. By noon Jeff Bezos has personally delivered 60 cornhole boards with various themes including, but not limited to, The Big Ten, America, Harley Davidson, and Cats. Bezos is so annoyed that he bumps Detroit from the top 20 cities being considered for the honor of selling out their tax payers in exchange for hosting Amazon's new headquarters.
My apologies to those of you not from Michigan as I realize that you probably do not know what cornhole is, you've likely never heard of Dan Gilbert, and you sure as hell don't know how to pronounce Hamtramck. Enjoy the photos.
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